fat octoman

BUG

this is the same guy who said "my dick is hard as fuck when im on coke"

i drew this because he bugged me and was a buggy kinda guy.

soft serve

don't get ice cream from this place....... it's not ice cream...

faith

i got into a bike accident one night and i was a little bent out of shape on jesus about my scars on my nose and chin. But at least i am still alive. alive and short and fat and weird places where i grow hair and not that smart abaout money, and social akwardness disorders................ but some of that is my fault.

geocentric

I still think this is how the universe is. Science is wrong.

water people.

yikes

if i die, im taking you with me.

some of the disadvantages of being a Siamese twin.

what is it?

someone needs to kill my imagination.

cold in the morning

sometimes there would be ice on the forklift seats then later in the day  it would unbearable hot and shitty.

weirded out

so one day this customer came up to me and told me how good i look for some reason...... he said that i looked sexy for the ladies and that i was young.... for the rest of the day i felt pretty good, but then i got to thinking and started feeling creeped out and a little like i was molested in some ways....
im sorry for all the girls i have ever hit on. now i know your pain.

sandy v

winged viking

dead guy.

the "hurt back" switcharoo

so this here is Mike G. yes he is smarter than most idiots. he was a simple yard man such as myself. in a very secret way im guessing he made a deal with the office monkeys to get promoted to inside... so he faked a back injury and couldn't work in the yard anymore. he got paid a lot more too.... that thing sicking out of his butt is called the "magic stick"..some yard guy made it for him..

mexican food.

robot nerd

mouth

this was probably my second ticket-book  drawing.

crease

we ordered some new ticketbooks and to my horror the new style had some kind of extra crease. that fucking line up there is the crease and it stifled a lot of my creativity through-out the next remaining years.i think they caught on to my just walking around the block yard, drawing and not helping people. i just had to get used to it.

work is hell

we had to lift heavy shit all day............in the sun...... in the dust...... hungover......

brain dead

i think this is what happened to a lot of construction workers.

blood

i got some of my blood on a ticket book and drew this around it.

decline of the king

worst drawing ever

this started out as a cool drawing.....i was hoping it would turn out better. but it didn't..... really

i lost my baby

dunno... i think it says barby or bait ?

smoking for two

i don't think smoking when your pregnant is bad for you......... i think its just what rich people do....... i mean... don't do..

have a flower

I THINK WE MAKE A GOOD TEAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bat thing

you know i was supposed to be helping people when i was mindlessly doodling....................................................... huh? oh yeah sorry sir. how many bricks did you just load by yourself?