buff mom

this is my buff, skelleton faced, loin clothed, robot handed, mom........ ps. my mom doesn't look like this.

paper

the only thing i notice in this picture is the word paper. paper was already written on this ticketbook, i just drew over it. people always ask what does the "paper" mean?...... this isn't a very interesting story..

injured at work

caution. dont saw youreself in half at work. it is dangerous.

blowing it.

this is when the victor kid got promoted above me. he started barking orders but didnt know what the hell he was doing. it was funny because just a month before he was almost fired for having poor work ethic and being a dumbass...... we're cool now though.

hard as fuck

a few of us were talking about drugs. someone said they did coke and could not get it up when they were with their girl. so this nerdy new guy came up and butted his way in our conversation and said "aww shit man, my dick is hard as fuck when im on coke".  we just looked at him and laughed. it was weird.

blind date

I think his blind date turned out to be kinda hot and i think he had 2 kids with her.