quantity, not quality

just kidding.............. these were a good group of guys.

so true

quack

PDA

martini dragon.

racist

there was this Mexican kid we worked with who would say racist things against Mexican Americans. and i am not being racist for saying "Mexican Kid". he was from Mexico and was a citizen of Mexico and was here under a false name. 

heavy machinery sodomy

i asked a customer what i should draw. he said, "how about that forklift going up your ass!" it was a good idea, so i drew it.

party alien

wheelie

our forklifts went fast.

slow suicide

watering that tree untill it hangs him, or smoke cigarettes.

yarrr

this is a pirate map. dunno, i just felt like making a map.

ass

This guy has been a asshole lately.

the future

it will get weird.

Garble

big things

sometimes little  people poop big.

coffee death

one day at work i wanted to see how much coffee i could drink....... worst 3 days of my life.

religion

Mclarin

i drew this guy once in 1997 at Leucadia Pizzaria. it was of a guy i worked with name Will McLarin.

lil' demon

aww look how cute this lil' guy is. hasn't even taken over someones body yet.

spider thing

shame

if you gotta go, go with a smile.

WTF?

that kid at the end of the table is gonna be pretty messed up when he gets older.

shippy

shipwreck became a skateboarder at his new job. his secret was that he was a rollerblader and no one even knew.

ahhhh

no brakes

ohhhhh shittttttt.....

don't bite

lemonade party.

go to lemonparty.org

rest in peace.

at our work, shipwreck found a piece of flagsone and made a gravestone out of it.  he wrote RIP BOBA FETT on it...... it was displayed for 2 years untill some crackhead temp people threw it in the trash.

beacons local team

thatcher made the nautical star as a beacons logo. this was when he was know as jordan

faces of things

around

robots cant get drunk

eat a bomb

this is what politicians eat... and they love it.

semen

the becker touch

this is how i draw....... poor guy. he knew what was gonna happen.

weird

im ready.

Enima

ouch, thats gonna hurt.

shut up and take my money

i did this drawing from FUTURAMA before the meme became popular.

Santa Ana

fuck you. Santa Ana, leave Southern California alone.

Padre game

a few of our employees snuck in some weed to a Padres baseball game and got busted. i cant remember all their names but it was pretty funny to hear about all that happened  during the following  monday.

marine layer

you know you see these chicks at the bar. usually the last ones there, hunting for Marines. "Ahoy there salior",

bone-itis

my one regret is, i wish i didnt have bone-itis.
                        -Futurama

grave

light?

anybody got a light?

small tounge club

life isn't fair.

Aario

Mario had a younger brother, he wasn't Hero material.

lactate

run little bean, run.

dangerous babe.

i used this girl's pose as a painting that i gave to my girlfriend. it turned out pretty cool.