octo guy

i had a teacher that said i should turn this guy into an animated cartoon... this is as far as i got...

no touching

we had a company baseball game and went to a strip club afterwards.... i was hammered and got a private dance in the back room and fell asleep through 3 songs. i woke up to the lady asking for 160 bucks.... i only had 40 bucks and no bank card... i got back to my friends and they had to sneak me out of there before the bouncers found me.

waste

some customers were not the best people in the world.

guts

sorry mrs. henderson, i just wanted to see what guts look like.

safe keeping

Sir Willhelm Boredeaux.

brother

Tyler

Tyler smoked a lot of cigarettes

give gam gam a little hug.

bro tatt

chill tatts bra...............ps i dont draw like this normally.. im not that cool.

king bullfrog

still killing it

just some guy

dick cheeseburger

this one kid we worked with named Tyler always talked about dick cheeseburgers and how he told us to eat them. this is what he looked like.

fabian

this is fabian. a made up gay man who wears womans knitted sweaters and skirts. you are also dating him because you're gay yourself.

bewb

sonic going pee

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winged antler guy

Atlas

A guy we worked with always had shit in his life he had to deal with the whole time we worked together. so here he is holding up the world.

nerd

out of stock

our friend Mike Gazdayka became inventory control manager. he got paid a lot of money to count stuff and tell us if something was out of stock. man.... some people just get all the bad luck.

happy easter

this is the happiest drawing i think i have ever done. for real.