real smurf

I heard that Gargamel created the smurfs to do his evil work. but they turned out to be really nice and gay. and since Gargamel was super homophobic he tried to kill them all.

worm

nerdy dragon snake-worm

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yes, we were at fault a lot of times.

bitch

avoid these customers.

the 4th

heavy load

i didn't write that last part though.

red drink

use your imagination.

busy

I spelled busy wrong....

beer

beer is just Angel vomit. wine is their urine and turkey meatloaf is something else, i think.

yarrr

mermaids

mermaids come in all shapes and sizes. they need love just as much as any other mermaid.

littlefoot and richard

there was a guy who would come in named Richard. he was a nice guy and my friend.

hide and seek

no matter where i go or how much i try to hide, alcohol always seems to find me and it makes me drink it. maybe i just don't hide well enough. i don't know if that's good or bad?

easter

thank you rabbits for not scaring the shit out of little kids.

yankee

there was a guy we worked with and he loved the yankee's. i told him how primitive baseball is and that it is going the way of the Neandrathal..................... I hate baseball........

i dont do this

 i hope this picture wont come back to haunt me in the future some day. i would be accused of some kind of murder and they would look back and find this picture. the would say, "look what kind of person he is, you're honor, what kind of sick person would draw this willingly.
p.s.   some one made me draw this.

love

true love knows no odor.

book worm

om nom nom

son

hi, im gonna be your son.

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bitch

boo-fucking-hoo.... kid. get over it.

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