happy new-

at work this is all i hear for like a week after new years......... shut up.

santa

this is the last ticket book of my previous life. the next day i was on my way to my parents for a Christmas dinner and i crashed my motorized bike. i woke up getting lifted into the ambulance with huge gashes in my face..

get frank

there was some guy named frank who was going around to a couple of our other stores and leaving with-out paying. he did this multiple times so we were all on the look out for him. his name was frank and drove a cream colored F150 with the license plate # 5T56369. we never found him.

bone crusher

we worked with this kid who was really skinny. he was really aggro and always stressed out. often he would lash out at us in a fit of rage. we kinda laughed and nicknamed him, "BONE CRUSHER".

paltro

it wasn't until later i realized this picture looks like gwinith paltro.

punch

i'm gonna punch you right through your fucking head!!!!