quantity, not quality

just kidding.............. these were a good group of guys.

so true

quack

PDA

martini dragon.

racist

there was this Mexican kid we worked with who would say racist things against Mexican Americans. and i am not being racist for saying "Mexican Kid". he was from Mexico and was a citizen of Mexico and was here under a false name. 

heavy machinery sodomy

i asked a customer what i should draw. he said, "how about that forklift going up your ass!" it was a good idea, so i drew it.

party alien

wheelie

our forklifts went fast.

slow suicide

watering that tree untill it hangs him, or smoke cigarettes.

yarrr

this is a pirate map. dunno, i just felt like making a map.

ass

This guy has been a asshole lately.

the future

it will get weird.

Garble

big things

sometimes little  people poop big.

coffee death

one day at work i wanted to see how much coffee i could drink....... worst 3 days of my life.

religion

Mclarin

i drew this guy once in 1997 at Leucadia Pizzaria. it was of a guy i worked with name Will McLarin.